Super Target

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular noticed something strange: every time he passed by Super Target on his way home, he seemed to be walking slower than usual. Was it the heavy bags of groceries or… something else? Finally, one day, a delivery driver asked him, ‘Hey, do you always walk so slow, or is it just when you’re near Super Target?’ The regular laughed and replied, ‘Probably both!’

2. One day, a delivery driver asked his colleagues: ‘Why does my truck always seem to get stuck in the same aisle at Super Target?’ Finally, an old neighbor chimed in: ‘Your truck’s stuck because it’s trying to find the elusive sale items everyone talks about!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe the store wasn’t plotting against him—it was just a super-target-rich environment.

3. One night, while loading groceries into his car, a neighbor heard an odd announcement over Super Target’s PA system: ‘Attention shoppers—your shopping list is incomplete without our secret ingredient for perfect sleep.’ Curious, the neighbor rushed inside and found an aisle filled with mysterious bottles labeled ‘Zzz Magic Sleep Serum.’ A delivery driver confided that it was just a new marketing gimmick, but everyone started buying it anyway. The next day, every third person in town was snoring so loudly they could be heard from Super Target’s parking lot.

4. One afternoon, while stocking shelves, a worker overheard an eerie message on the intercom: 'Attention shoppers—please be advised that our Super Target is now selling invisible bananas.' Curious customers flocked to aisle nine, but all they found were empty spaces and puzzled employees. Word spread like wildfire, and soon everyone in town was talking about it. A delivery driver even brought in a box of actual bananas just for fun, which caused total chaos when people started searching for them everywhere. In the end, nobody ever did find those elusive invisible bananas—and that's why Super Target became known as the place where dreams come true… or not.