Squire Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the dentist’s parking lot—a small wooden carving of a smiling tooth, left behind by an unknown artist. Curious, he picked it up and found that each tooth had a tiny note with a smiley face drawn on it. Over time, more and more carvings appeared—some were teeth, others were gums or even entire mouths. It turned out that a local artist was using the dentist's empty parking spots as his personal canvas. Eventually, the Squire Dental sign became half-hidden behind a forest of wooden smiles.

2. One day, an anxious patient checked into Squire Dental and overheard a strange announcement on the intercom: ‘Attention please—if you’re here for your teeth cleaning today, don’t forget to bring your own toothbrush!’ Confused, she walked in and asked what was going on. The receptionist smiled and said, 'Oh, it’s just our new policy—we switched to eco-friendly practices.' Turns out, everyone had been bringing their own toothbrushes ever since. Even the delivery driver mentioned he’d brought his from home that morning.

3. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Squire Dental's loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, he spied something peculiar on the pavement—a tiny metal key, glinting like it knew more than it should. Curious, he picked it up and noticed that it fit perfectly into the lock of his bike’s front wheel. That night, after fixing everyone’s teeth, Squire Dental was locked out of its own building—until a friendly neighbor brought over a spare key. The end.

4. In the early hours of one quiet night, a delivery driver parked his truck near Squire Dental. As he walked back to the office, he noticed something peculiar on the ground—an old, dusty suitcase. He opened it curiously and found inside an ancient toothbrush with a note: 'For emergencies only.' Turns out, it was left there by a regular who forgot it years ago. The delivery driver laughed and took it home as a souvenir.