Smile Direct Club

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in the small town of Denton when a delivery driver pulled up to Smile Direct Club. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something odd on the wall – a row of mismatched teeth, each with a price tag. Curious, he reached for one and found it surprisingly heavy. ‘What the…?’ he muttered, glancing around nervously. Just then, a voice from behind said, “That’s our new security tooth—costs extra!” The delivery guy laughed, shaking his head as he left, wondering if anyone else had noticed those unusual decorations.

2. A regular walked into Smile Direct Club one day and noticed something unusual on the counter—a tiny plastic smiley face, smiling back at him with perfectly aligned teeth. Curious, he picked it up and realized it was a promotional toy from some dental conference. He smiled, thinking how fitting—just like his new straightened smile thanks to Smile Direct Club. Walking out, he bumped into a delivery driver who asked, ‘Hey, you look different today!’ The regular grinned, replying, ‘Oh yeah? Just my new pearly whites!’

3. While waiting for her appointment, a patient overheard two dentists discussing their latest challenge: how to politely decline patients who ask about ‘Smile Direct Club’. Finally, one dentist suggested, 'Just tell them it's like asking us to install solar panels on your roof—we're not roofers!' The other nodded, and they both burst out laughing, knowing full well that their next patient was probably just a regular guy with a crooked smile.

4. On a particularly foggy afternoon in downtown Springfield, a delivery driver pulled up to Smile Direct Club with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, he heard faint laughter coming from inside—laughter that didn’t seem quite human. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw an old man with a big smile, adjusting braces on models of teeth. Turns out, it was just another delivery for the quirky dentist who loved practical jokes. The delivery guy left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking, ‘Springfield never fails to surprise.’