Scott Clark Honda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the Honda dealership’s loading bay—a small, rusted toolbox left behind among the crates of parts. Curious, he opened it and found…nothing but an old, faded map of Florida. Over the next few days, more and more employees started finding similar toolboxes around the lot—each containing an ancient map of Florida. Soon enough, rumors spread that Scott Clark Honda had accidentally received a shipment of time-traveling kits from the future. When asked about it, Mr. Clark just smiled and said, ‘Who knows? Maybe our new customers are from Key West!’

2. At Scott Clark Honda, a delivery driver once remarked with a puzzled look, ‘I swear I parked my truck here last night, but now it looks like someone moved it!’ Finally, an old neighbor walked by and chuckled, ‘Hey, kid! Looks like you parked on our invisible driveway again!’ The delivery driver sheepishly smiled, realizing his truck was exactly where he left it—just in a different dimension of Scott Clark Honda’s parking lot.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Scott Clark Honda and noticed an odd sound coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a salesman dancing enthusiastically around a new Civic, humming along to some unheard tune. As the delivery driver watched in amusement, the salesman suddenly stopped dancing and started talking to himself, ‘Gotta love that Honda VTEC!’ Before long, another customer walked into the showroom, intrigued by the lively display. The salesman greeted him with a big smile, completely unaware of his audience, and began demonstrating the Civic’s features while still softly humming.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Scott Clark Honda and noticed an odd sight: the salesman was standing outside, talking animatedly to an empty parking spot. Curious, the driver approached and overheard him saying, ‘Come on, little guy, show yourself!’ Suddenly, from under the hood of a nearby car, emerged a small dog wagging its tail. The salesman smiled and said, “See? Even our cars know they’re special here.”