Sav/Way Foods

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the aisles of Sav/Way Foods, a little boy once stopped dead in his tracks, pointing at an unfamiliar canister on the shelf. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, ‘what’s that?’ His mom shrugged and said she had no idea, prompting whispers among shoppers that something strange might be hiding in plain sight. As they approached the checkout, another customer leaned over and whispered conspiratorially, 'I heard it’s a new flavor of cat food!' The mom laughed and shook her head, explaining with a smile, 'No, honey, it’s just a new kind of spice.' Everyone chuckled, and the mystery of Sav/Way Foods was solved—until next time.

2. In the dairy section of Sav/Way Foods, an elderly lady exclaimed, ‘I just saw milk walking down the aisle!’ Everyone looked around but found nothing unusual. A young employee overheard her and calmly replied, ‘Ma’am, that was probably our milk delivery guy, Sav/Way’s own “milkman.”’ The old lady nodded wisely, smiling, while a nearby neighbor added, ‘He does walk pretty fast with those heavy crates.’

3. In the frozen food aisle of Sav/Way Foods, a delivery driver swore he heard someone whisper, 'Freeze-dried laughter? That's rich!' Curious, the driver turned around—but saw only an empty cart and a bag of freeze-dried strawberries. The next day, everyone in the neighborhood started whispering that maybe Sav/Way Foods had hired a new prankster stockboy. And who could blame them for laughing?

4. In the produce section of Sav/Way Foods, a neighborhood cat began appearing every night, jumping onto shopping carts and meowing insistently whenever someone picked up an apple. One night, a delivery driver noticed the cat and decided to bring it some fresh fish from his truck. The next morning, customers found the produce section rearranged like a bizarre puzzle—apples in the fish aisle, bananas stacked on the cheese counter. A sign read: ‘Thank you for your patience while our feline employee took a well-deserved break.’