Lineberger Orthodontist

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an announcement crackled over Lineberger Orthodontist’s intercom: ‘Attention please—your braces are now talking in perfect unison!’ A confused delivery driver asked if he needed to bring more pizza for lunch. A neighbor popped his head in and said they were discussing world peace next. Eventually, everyone just shrugged and went back to their own business—it was a quiet town after all.

2. Late one night, as Lineberger Orthodontist’s neon sign flickered outside, a delivery driver swore he heard tiny whispers coming from inside. Curious, he parked his truck and peered through the window, only to see rows of metal brackets glowing eerily in the dark. Suddenly, a small voice called out, ‘Would you like your teeth straightened for just $999?’ The delivery guy jumped back, but then a friendly smile appeared behind the glass door. A kindly old man waved and said, ‘Don’t mind us—we’re just here until midnight every day.’ The driver shrugged and drove off, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll order earlier.’

3. A neighbor was watering their garden late afternoon when they noticed something odd: every time someone walked into Lineberger Orthodontist's office, their reflection in the nearby pond seemed to smile and wave. Curious, the neighbor told a delivery driver about it the next day. The driver laughed and said, ‘That’s because Dr. Lineberger always waves goodbye to everyone!’ Turns out, the good doctor had a habit of waving as he left each patient, and his reflection in the pond became a daily greeting for anyone passing by.

4. In the early hours of dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Lineberger Orthodontist’s loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, his eyes widened at the sight of a strange object—a small, metal contraption that looked like it belonged in a sci-fi movie. Curious, he picked it up and found it was labeled ‘Align-O-Matic 9000’. He shook his head, puzzled but amused. The Align-O-Matic 9000 seemed harmless enough—maybe just some newfangled orthodontic gadget nobody told him about. With a shrug, he loaded everything back onto his truck and drove off into the morning sunrise, leaving behind only a slight smile on the sleepy receptionist's face.