Joe Maus Mazda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Joe Maus Mazda and noticed something odd—all the cars were facing westward, as if they’d been turned by an invisible hand. Curious, he walked around the lot, noticing that each car’s wheel alignment was perfect. A neighbor passing by laughed and said, ‘They’re just getting ready for sunset—they always face west.’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, realizing it wasn’t magic but simply a quirky habit of the dealership staff.

2. One day, a curious neighbor asked aloud: ‘Why does that old Mazda always seem to be talking back to people?’ Soon enough, everyone in town started noticing it too—even the local delivery driver swore he heard it whispering his order number. But no one could figure out what it said until Joe’s granddaughter piped up one day: 'It’s just saying “Mazda, Mazda,” like it’s trying to tell us something!' And ever since then, whenever someone mentions Joe Maus Mazda, they smile and nod knowingly.

3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Joe Maus Mazda and heard an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, all customers—your cars are now officially late for work!’ The delivery driver burst out laughing, thinking it was some prank. But inside, he saw a line of cars with their owners anxiously waiting. Smiling, one customer said, 'Guess our bosses will understand we're stuck in traffic again!' The day ended with everyone shaking hands and Joe Maus Mazda becoming the talk of the town—a place where even your car can be fashionably late.

4. One night, an employee locked himself out of Joe Maus Mazda’s office. As he stood fumbling with keys in the cold, a voice boomed from above: ‘Hey, you forgot your magic Mazda key!’ The man looked up and saw an old Mazda Miata grinning down at him. ‘Hop in,’ it said, ‘I’ll drive you home.’ Reluctantly, he got in, and soon found himself zooming through empty streets. When they arrived, the car asked, ‘So, will you buy me?’ The relieved employee replied, ‘No thanks, I’m good!’ And drove away laughing.