Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At the Exxon station, a regular asked one day, ‘Do you ever notice how our gas pump always seems to be out of gas just when I fill up?’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘No, sir, that’s never happened before.’ Just then, another truck pulled in—a delivery driver grumbled, ‘Guess it’s my turn today!’

2. At the Exxon gas station, a delivery driver announced over the intercom one morning: 'Attention everyone—we’ve run out of regular unleaded. Please fill up with premium or diesel until further notice.' Soon enough, an old neighbor pulled up and asked if they had any regular left. The attendant shrugged and said, ‘Sorry, mate—it’s premium or diesel from now on!’ The neighbor laughed and replied, ‘Well, I guess I’ll just keep driving my old car then.’ And that’s how everyone learned that sometimes life gives you premium when all you wanted was regular.

3. At the Exxon gas station, a delivery truck pulled up one afternoon. The driver looked around suspiciously and whispered into his walkie-talkie: 'I’m parked right next to the place where they say aliens once refueled their spaceship.' The attendant overheard him and smiled knowingly. ‘Really?’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Well, if they did, it must’ve been a long time ago—we just installed our new electric pumps last week!’ The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, glad for the friendly banter before heading off. As he drove away, everyone at the station exchanged knowing glances, wondering who would be the next to believe such tales.

4. At the Exxon gas station, an elderly gentleman exclaimed one morning, 'I just saw my neighbor fill his tank with water!' The attendant looked puzzled but calmly replied, ‘Sir, that’s impossible—our pumps only dispense gasoline.’ The old man nodded wisely and said, ‘Well, I guess he must be a wizard then!’ Everyone laughed, including the delivery driver who’d been filling up next to him. It turned out to be just another charming tale from the neighborhood's favorite storyteller.