Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At the Exxon station, a regular complained one morning: ‘Why do they always run out of coffee right when I stop?’ The attendant shrugged and smiled. ‘Sir,’ he said, ‘we don’t sell coffee—we’re just here for the gas.’ The regular shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll know better than to stop for gas at dawn!’

2. At the Exxon station, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the gas pump display: ‘Today’s special—one gallon of premium for every gallon you buy!’ He filled up and drove off, only to return later that day with an empty tank. The next morning, a regular customer asked if he could fill his tank too. The attendant smiled and said, 'Of course!' After driving away, the man returned home and found his car had mysteriously gained ten extra pounds. Turns out, it was full of premium gas—and goldfish!'

3. At the Exxon station, a delivery driver noticed that every night around midnight, the price per gallon dropped to exactly $0.99 for ten minutes. Nobody could figure out why or how it happened. One night, an enthusiastic delivery driver decided to stay and fill up his truck just as the magic occurred. To his surprise, not only did he get gas for almost nothing but also found himself with a tank full of gasoline that was mysteriously warm—like someone had poured sunshine into his tank! When asked by curious neighbors, he joked, ‘Maybe Exxon is trying to cheer us up during these tough times.’

4. At the Exxon station, a delivery driver asked curiously one day: ‘Who’s been filling up with premium when no one else is here?’ The attendant shrugged and said, ‘Could be anyone, but I’m guessing our friendly neighborhood millionaire must’ve stopped by.’ The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, thinking it was probably just some regular who’d forgotten their card again.