Dr. Sensenbrenner Primary Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Dr. Sensenbrenner’s office one morning, a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘I just saw a patient leave and he had two arms, two legs… I thought they only gave us patients with one of each!’ Later that day, an elderly gentleman walked in with three eyes. The receptionist calmly asked, 'Sir, did you know you're supposed to make an appointment for that?' Dr. Sensenbrenner smiled and replied, 'Just another regular patient.'

2. In the early afternoon, while Dr. Sensenbrenner was examining a patient, a familiar voice called out from the hallway: 'Doctor, your receptionist is growing feathers!' Curious, Dr. Sensenbrenner left the examination room and peered around the corner. Sure enough, his perky receptionist was now sporting a bright blue tail and flapping wings. She smiled sheepishly and explained, ‘I’ve been reading too many fantasy books.’ The doctor shook his head with a smile, returning to work as if nothing had happened.

3. In the waiting room of Dr. Sensenbrenner Primary Care, an elderly gentleman adjusted his glasses and cleared his throat into the microphone. ‘Attention everyone,’ he began in a gravelly voice. ‘It has come to my attention that our receptionist has been mispronouncing patients’ names for months.’ ‘I’ve heard “Ms. Smith” called everything from “Miss Snickers” to “Mrs. Stickley,”’ he continued, causing a few heads to turn. A delivery driver coughed discreetly and muttered, “And don’t even get me started on Mr. Johnson!” The room erupted in laughter, and soon enough, everyone was chatting amiably about their own misadventures with the receptionist.’

4. In the dead of night, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Sensenbrenner Primary Care with a peculiar package. As he approached the door, a soft glow emanated from inside—was someone already working? Inside, an old janitor was polishing floors, humming softly to himself. 'Late-night cleaning,' he muttered, noticing the delivery guy. 'What brings you here?' The driver grinned sheepishly and replied, ‘Just delivering some extra vitamins for the doc.’ They both laughed, realizing it must be a mistake—until they realized it wasn’t.