Cotswold Medical Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Cotswold Medical Clinic, patients started noticing something peculiar. Every morning around sunrise, an old man in a tweed suit would appear, wheeling a shopping cart filled with strange items. Some days he’d bring jars of mysterious powders, others boxes of oddly shaped toys. Nurses began calling him ‘the enigmatic gentleman.’ Then one morning, a delivery driver asked if he needed help pushing his cart. With a twinkle in his eye, the old man replied, 'Just keeping the place lively, my good fellow!' The clinic staff never did figure out what it was all about—until they found out he was just stocking up for the annual village fete.

2. At Cotswold Medical Clinic, a regular patient exclaimed one day, ‘I’m starting to suspect our receptionist has a secret life!’ Curious colleagues asked why, and he replied, ‘She’s always greeting us with such perfect timing—right when we’re about to sneeze.’ Soon enough, everyone in the clinic started noticing. A delivery driver commented jokingly, ‘Maybe she’s psychic!’ Even the doctor joined in on the fun, saying, ‘Next time I sneeze, I’ll bring my own tissue.’ The receptionist just smiled sweetly and continued greeting patients with impeccable timing—until one day, someone finally asked her if she was really from the future.

3. At Cotswold Medical Clinic, a concerned neighbor asked one day, 'Do you think they test new medicines on potted plants?' The doctor smiled and replied, ‘Oh no, sir, we only test on our patients—especially those who never show up for their appointments!’ The neighbor laughed heartily, relieved that his beloved garden was safe from medical experiments.

4. At Cotswold Medical Clinic, every afternoon after closing time, a curious little dog would appear from nowhere and patiently wait for the last staff member to leave. One day, an excited delivery driver arrived just as the clinic was shutting down. Seeing the dog, he tried to coax it into his van with packages, thinking it was lost. The dog ignored him until the last nurse left, then trotted off into the sunset—leaving behind a bemused delivery man scratching his head.