Citgo

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another humdrum morning at Citgo when a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. As he unloaded crates of soda, he kept hearing faint laughter coming from inside one of them. Curious, he opened it carefully—and out popped a small, grinning teddy bear wearing a straw hat. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and posted a picture online with the caption: ‘Who delivers sodas in Hawaiian attire?’ Turns out, it was just Citgo’s quirky way of keeping things interesting.

2. It was an ordinary day at Citgo when a delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘This gas tank is bigger than my apartment!’ As he said it, everyone in the station turned around to stare at the massive tank. A nearby customer chuckled and remarked, 'At least your apartment has character!' The delivery driver grinned sheepishly, realizing he'd just made a fool of himself—until another employee whispered, 'Actually, that tank IS pretty big.' Everyone burst out laughing, including the usually stoic attendant. It became one of those days where everyone left Citgo with a smile.

3. At Citgo, a little boy pointed and whispered, ‘Dad, why does that gas pump look like it’s dancing?’ The father chuckled and replied, ‘Son, those aren’t dance moves—it’s just the way the nozzle swings when it fills up our car.’ A nearby delivery driver overheard them and nodded knowingly, saying, ‘Yup, and on slow days, they do it to the rhythm of the radio!’

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Citgo one afternoon, fiddling with his keys. Suddenly, he noticed something odd—each time he unlocked his truck door, the price on the sign above seemed to flicker. Curious, he tried different doors, and each time the number changed—a gallon of gas for a key turn! Finally, exasperated, he called out to a neighbor passing by. ‘Help,’ he said, ‘my truck’s got a weird GPS!’ The neighbor laughed, shook his head, and replied, ‘No mate, it’s just Citgo’s way of saying “fill ’er up!”’