Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At midnight, when Aspen Dental closed its doors for the night, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The parking lot lights flickered on and off by themselves. Curious, he approached the empty building. Inside, an old dental chair moved ever so slightly, as if someone was sitting there waiting unseen. Startled, the driver quickly drove away, but from then on, whenever anyone asked him about his late-night deliveries, he’d wink and say, ‘Oh, I just make sure those teeth are in perfect shape!’

2. In the early morning hours, before anyone else arrived, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the dental office’s loading bay. Among the usual boxes and equipment lay an old, dusty suitcase, its handle worn smooth with age. Curious, he opened it gently—inside was just an old toothbrush, half-broken floss, and a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘Forgot my toothbrush again.’ Turns out, it belonged to one of the dentists’ kids who lived next door.

3. Have you heard why no one ever leaves late from Aspen Dental? Because someone always asks, ‘Did I leave my tongue in the chair again?’ One day, a delivery driver walked in, asking for ice for his truck. After getting it, he turned around and said, ‘Oh no, did I forget to tip the dentist?’ Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot where their tongues were—again.

4. At dawn, when most people were just waking up, an early riser passing by Aspen Dental noticed something peculiar: the parking lot lights stayed on all night long, as if someone had forgotten to turn them off. Curious, they peered inside and saw a sleepy receptionist dozing behind the desk. Turns out, she’d been working late into the night to finish some paperwork before her shift started. The next morning, everyone joked that maybe Aspen Dental’s ‘all-night’ lights were actually its own personal alarm clock for the staff.