About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Thomas Health Diagnostic Center, every morning begins with an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please note that your cholesterol levels today are directly proportional to how many donuts you ate yesterday.’ One day, a delivery driver complained, 'I only had one donut!' The doctor replied, 'Sir, your triglycerides say otherwise.' Meanwhile, a neighbor whispered to her friend, 'Did you hear? They’re thinking of adding a new test—sugar intake versus happiness level!'
2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Thomas Health Diagnostic Center. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd in one of them—a small, sealed envelope addressed not to him but to ‘the doctor on duty.’ Curious, he placed it discreetly inside the center’s reception area before continuing his rounds. Later that day, when the doctor opened the envelope, she found a note reading: 'Dear Doctor, please check my cholesterol—my neighbor keeps calling me fatty.' The doctor laughed and shared the story with her colleagues over coffee, ending the day with a smile.
3. At Thomas Health Diagnostic Center, a regular patient once asked the receptionist, ‘Do you think they test for everything here?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘We test for everything except your ability to pay.’ A few minutes later, an embarrassed voice from behind said, ‘Hey, that’s not fair—we brought a cake!’
4. At Thomas Health Diagnostic Center, a small dog followed its owner into the waiting room and began sniffing curiously around the reception desk. The receptionist smiled and said, 'I wonder what he's trying to tell us today?' Suddenly, another patient—a grumpy old man—looked down and noticed the little dog licking his shoe. He scowled, ‘What’s that mutt doing here?’ The receptionist replied with a smile, ‘Apparently, he thinks you’re his new best friend.’