About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Constant Properties one morning with an unusual package. As he approached the front desk, he noticed something odd—all the agents had their heads down, intently studying a single sheet of paper. Curious, the delivery man peered over an agent’s shoulder and saw a handwritten note: ‘Today is our annual “Property Pricing Parade” — pretend you’re in a house for sale!’ Everyone was acting as if they were showing potential buyers around. Reluctantly, the driver joined them, giving a polite smile and saying, “Good morning, sir!” The agents nodded solemnly, pretending not to notice his truck outside.’
2. A young realtor named Alex was showing a property one afternoon when she noticed something peculiar on the lawn. As she approached the old oak tree near the backyard, she heard a faint humming sound coming from inside its trunk. Curious, Alex peered into the hole and saw a tiny ant colony busily building their nest. Startled ants scurried everywhere, making her jump back. Smiling sheepishly, she called out to the neighbors for help. Together they created a makeshift bridge using twigs and leaves, allowing the ants to relocate safely. From then on, whenever someone asked about Constant Properties’ unusual services, Alex proudly replied, ‘We specialize in relocation—both human and ant!’
3. A little girl followed her mother into Constant Properties one day, pointing excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why does that lady’s shadow look like it’s dancing?’ The realtor smiled and leaned down to whisper back, ‘Darling, that’s not a dance—it’s just Mr. Johnson from next door doing his special way of dusting!’ The little girl giggled and ran off to explore more mysterious shadows.
4. One morning, as employees settled in for their usual routine, the intercom crackled to life. ‘Attention,’ came a voice, solemn yet oddly cheerful. ‘We’ve got a buyer for every single property on our books.’ Alarms went off everywhere, and everyone rushed to their computers. But instead of listings or contracts, there was just one message: 'Would you like to buy a house? Click here!' Turns out it was a prank from a delivery driver who thought he’d make someone’s day. The whole office spent the rest of the week trying not to laugh while showing properties.