Astorg Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Astorg Auto Sales and asked the owner, ‘Why do your cars always seem to beckon?’ The owner smiled mysteriously and replied, 'They're not just cars— they're my friends.' The delivery driver scratched his head, then laughed and said, 'I guess that explains why they look so happy!'

2. A curious old man parked his bicycle outside Astorg Auto Sales one afternoon. As he unlocked his rusty bike, he noticed something strange—a small, glowing light flickering from beneath the hood of an abandoned car. The old man leaned closer and saw that the light was coming from a tiny radio tuned to some distant station. Curious, he turned it on and heard a scratchy voice saying, 'Attention, attention—this is your friendly neighborhood mechanic reminding you to check your tire pressure!' Everyone in the parking lot burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who thought the whole thing was hilariously absurd. The old man smiled, shook his head, and rode off, muttering, ‘Another day, another mystery solved.’

3. One day, as customers browsed cars at Astorg Auto Sales, an odd announcement came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you see a unicorn grazing in our used car lot, please do not panic—it’s just our new sales manager's pet.’ Soon enough, everyone was talking about it—especially when they spotted the unicorn munching on dandelions near the Toyota Camry. A delivery driver joked that he’d seen it whispering deals with potential buyers. Meanwhile, a regular customer asked if he could trade his old car for some magical horse feed. The sales manager smiled and replied, 'Next time, bring your checkbook instead!'

4. A little boy walked into Astorg Auto Sales, pointing excitedly at a car. ‘Mom,’ he said, ‘look how it talks!’ The salesman scratched his head and replied, 'Well son, that’s because it’s equipped with our new voice-assist feature!' The boy looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing, earning him a round of applause from nearby customers. From then on, Astorg Auto Sales became known as the place where cars not only sold themselves but also made friends along the way.