Woodhouse Spa

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the receptionist, ‘Why does it smell like cookies every time I come here?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘Our cookie-scented candle must have been delivered by mistake.’ The regular nodded knowingly, already planning his next visit when the aroma of freshly baked goods wafted through again.

2. In the early hours of dawn, when most spas are quiet and sleepy, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside Woodhouse Spa's window. A small flock of ducks had taken up residence in the parking lot, quacking away as if they owned the place. Curious, he got out of his truck and approached them. To his surprise, one particularly brave duck waddled right up to him, pecked gently on his hand, then led the whole gang into the spa’s open door! It turned out that the ducks were just seeking shelter from an unexpected storm. Word spread quickly among locals, who started calling them ‘Woodhouse’s Waterfowl Welcome Committee.’

3. At Woodhouse Spa, a regular complained one day, 'Why do I always feel like I'm being watched?' The staff assured him they were alone in the quiet afternoon, but he insisted something strange was happening. Finally, another customer—a delivery driver—whispered to him, ‘Don’t worry, mate. It’s just our new security mirror that reflects everyone back to themselves.’ Everyone laughed, including the poor guy who’d been freaking out for half an hour.

4. At Woodhouse Spa, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘Why is everyone here so relaxed that they don’t even notice my packages pile up outside?’ Finally, an irate manager rushed out and said, ‘We’re not a post office! If you want to deliver packages, there’s a mail box down the street!’ The delivery driver shrugged and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll just keep delivering them… eventually.’