Orthodentics Exclusively

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet town of Dentonville, an orthodontist named Dr. Smith had just opened his new practice, Orthodentics Exclusively. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to drop off supplies, he muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t lose my package here.’ As it turned out, no one lost anything—except perhaps the delivery driver’s patience. Later that day, while walking home, he noticed a sign in front of Dr. Smith’s office: 'Orthodentics Exclusively—Now Straightening More Than Just Teeth!' It was clearly handwritten by a well-meaning but mischievous neighbor who’d seen too many toothpaste commercials.

2. At dawn, when most dentists were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Orthodentics Exclusively with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. The receptionist, puzzled but curious, accepted it without question. Inside was a strange contraption wrapped in multiple layers of bubble wrap. Curious, she placed it gently on her desk and noticed tiny LED lights blinking red. Suddenly, the machine hummed to life, revealing a pair of orthodontic braces that glowed softly in the morning light. A note read: 'For your best patient yet—happy anniversary!' Turns out, it was from the dentist’s wife.

3. At dusk, when most people were settling in for dinner, a faint humming sound began drifting from the Orthodentics Exclusively office. It grew louder with each passing hour, drawing curious neighbors and even a few late-night joggers. Curious passersby peered through the windows, but inside everything seemed normal—a regular dentist working diligently on a patient’s smile. Eventually, the humming stopped as abruptly as it had started, leaving only a slight echo in the evening air. The next morning, no one mentioned anything unusual until a delivery driver commented jokingly that maybe the dentist was testing new equipment—perhaps an exclusive orthodontic drone?

4. At night, when most dental offices were closed, a strange clicking sound could be heard coming from inside Orthodentics Exclusively. A curious janitor, cleaning late one evening, followed the noise and found it emanating from an old filing cabinet. Curiosity piqued, he opened the drawer to discover rows upon rows of tiny metal teeth, each one meticulously arranged as if waiting for their owners. As he peered closer, he noticed that each tooth was labeled with a name like ‘Mr. Smith’ or ‘Mrs. Jones’. Turns out, they belonged to a regular who always forgot his own dentures at night. The next morning, everyone in town laughed when the owner sheepishly explained that he’d been borrowing them from the office after hours.