About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an Ordonez Realty salesman was showing a house when he noticed something peculiar. A little girl, playing in the garden, stopped mid-game and stared at him with wide eyes. She pointed towards the empty lot next door and whispered, 'Mister, there's a ghost standing there!' The realtor looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and said gently, ‘Oh honey, that’s just Mr. Gonzalez from next door watering his plants.’ The girl nodded thoughtfully, returned to her game, and soon forgot all about it. Later that day, over lunch, another neighbor quipped, ‘Guess she finally saw what I’ve been seeing every morning!’
2. One day, an Ordonez Realty agent was explaining the benefits of a new development when she paused mid-sentence. ‘Did you hear that?’ she asked her client. They both listened closely and heard it again—a faint, echoing voice coming from inside one of the model homes. ‘What did it say?’ asked the client curiously. The agent shrugged slightly, leaning closer to the door. Suddenly, they both giggled as a deep, sleepy voice mumbled something about needing more coffee. Turns out, someone had left their pet parrot in there.’
3. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Ordonez Realty with a truckload of office supplies. As he unloaded boxes, he spotted something unusual in one of them—a tiny ceramic frog wearing a suit and tie. Nobody seemed to notice it until the frog started hopping around the reception area, leaving behind a trail of business cards that read ‘For Sale.’ The frog continued its merry dance, stopping occasionally to hand out more cards before finally jumping into a nearby vase. Everyone burst out laughing, including the usually serious realtor Mr. Ordonez himself. From then on, visitors often asked if they could take home their very own 'for sale' frog as a souvenir—though none ever actually sold anything.
4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Ordonez Realty with a package so heavy it looked like it could be filled with gold. The receptionist smiled and said, 'We don’t deal in precious metals here, but I’ll take your word for it!' As he left, the delivery driver overheard someone whispering from inside: ‘That was one expensive box of papers!’ Turns out, Ordonez Realty really did deal in something valuable—just not gold.