Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an Aspen Dental employee was locking up when she heard something strange coming from inside the building. Curious, she peered through the window and saw a delivery driver trying to fit a giant box into a tiny closet. ‘What on earth are you doing?’ she asked. The driver grinned sheepishly, ‘Just putting away some extra toothbrushes for emergencies.’

2. One morning, a delivery driver asked the receptionist: ‘Why does your sign say “Closed” even though you’re open?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Oh, that's our little trick. We keep it closed on Wednesdays for our staff meeting.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly and said, 'I see—you guys must be real busy!' As he left, he waved goodbye to the friendly dentist who was polishing her latest creation in the back.

3. At dawn, when most dentists were still dreaming of orthodontic wonders, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The Aspen Dental sign read: ‘Open Only When Teeth Are Shining.’ Curious, he peered inside and saw only a dimly lit room with an old mirror hanging crookedly on the wall. A voice from behind said, 'Teeth shining? Ha! They’re just waiting for their morning brush!' Turned out it was a regular who came every day at dawn to clean the place before anyone else arrived.'

4. One day, as a delivery driver approached Aspen Dental, he called out: ‘Hey, do you guys close early today? I could use a quick cleaning!’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'We’re open until five, but feel free to come in anytime!' Soon enough, the delivery guy was sitting in the chair, grinning from ear to ear. A few minutes later, he emerged with a big, satisfied smile—his teeth now shining like the Aspen sunshine itself.