About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet town of Dentonville, something peculiar began happening outside Ian Hamel, DDS Inc.’s reception area. One morning, a regular noticed an old, dusty suitcase sitting on the curb near the parking lot. Curious, he picked it up and brought it inside, only to discover that every time someone mentioned it, another odd item appeared—like a vintage telescope or an antique pocket watch. No one knew whose belongings they were, but everyone agreed: whatever—or whoever—it belonged to must’ve had a sense of humour. Finally, after weeks of mysterious deliveries, an old hatbox arrived containing nothing but a note: ‘Dear Dentists, I’m not done yet!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in with a giant box labeled: “Ian Hamel, DDS Inc.—Emergency Toothbrush Supply.” Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just good-natured fun from some anonymous prankster who loved Dentonville’s dentists.
2. In the sleepy town of Willow Creek, someone started noticing odd things around Ian Hamel, DDS. One morning, a delivery driver asked: ‘Why does Dr. Hamel’s office always seem to attract birds?’ Soon enough, people began seeing birds swooping in and out of the building like they knew the place well. A neighbor quipped, 'Maybe he has some special bird whistle only dentists understand!' Eventually, it turned out that an old radio in the waiting room was playing classical music so softly that only birds could hear it—making them think it was their own personal aviary. The legend of Ian Hamel's bird-friendly dental practice lived on, but now everyone just smiled when they heard those serene melodies.
3. Late one night, an anonymous delivery driver pulled up to Ian Hamel, DDS, and swore he heard laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious but cautious, he peeked through the window—only to see rows upon rows of teeth dancing in perfect harmony. Suddenly, a tooth jumped off the dance floor and landed on the counter with a clank. Startled, the driver looked around and noticed a sign reading ‘Closed for Dental Olympics.’ He laughed and drove away, never mentioning what he saw until his friend joked that maybe dentists had their own secret competitions.
4. Late one night, an anonymous delivery driver pulled up to Ian Hamel, DDS, and noticed a small shadow darting between parked cars. Curious, he followed it into the dimly lit parking lot, where a tiny pigeon kept pecking at something on the ground. Only when he bent down did he realize it wasn’t just any bird—it was leading him towards a mysterious sign reading ‘Free Teeth Cleanings for Birds’. As he approached closer, the little pigeon suddenly turned around and chirped excitedly, as if inviting him inside. The delivery driver shrugged and followed, only to find Dr. Hamel himself sitting in his office, surrounded by parakeets and finches with brightly polished beaks. 'Just helping out our feathered friends,' Dr. Hamel grinned, pointing to a poster that read, "When your bird’s teeth are clean, you’ll sing like never before!"}