About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banner Health Center and noticed something odd—a soft humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and peered through the window. The source of the noise turned out to be an old radio playing nothing but classical music on repeat. As he approached the reception desk, a sleepy nurse asked him what he was doing there so late. With a sheepish smile, he explained the whole story. Turns out, it wasn’t even midnight yet—just an old radio left on by a regular who came in for a routine checkup. Everyone had a good laugh, and now, whenever someone mentions that place after dark, they all say, ‘Oh, you mean the hospital with the never-ending classical music?’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banner Health Center and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Emergency Maintenance.’ Curious, he asked a nearby neighbor, ‘What kind of emergency maintenance closes a health center?’ The neighbor shrugged and replied, 'Oh, they’re just changing the bedpans.' The delivery driver burst out laughing and said, 'That’s quite the emergency!' As he drove off, he thought, 'Next time I’ll check if they really mean “emergency” before making assumptions.'
3. Late one night, an exhausted nurse muttered under her breath as she unlocked the door to Banner Health Center: ‘Who left the coffee pot on again?’ As she flipped on the lights, a familiar voice called from the waiting room: 'Did someone say coffee?' A sleepy-eyed doctor yawned and stretched, rubbing his eyes. The nurse shook her head with a smile, knowing full well that no matter how many times they complained, everyone here would be back for more.'
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banner Health Center and noticed something odd on the security camera feed—a shadowy figure darting between parked cars. Curious, the driver got out and followed the shadow, only to discover it was just a neighborhood cat chasing its tail around the car tires. The next morning, everyone in the area had a good laugh over coffee.