Costco Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco Gasoline, a regular exclaimed one day, ‘I’m getting more gas than my car can hold!’ Since then, locals joke that the pumps measure not just gallons but happiness too. A delivery driver once complained, ‘My tank’s full, but the pump keeps going!’ A neighbor chimed in, laughing, ‘That’s because they’re filling up your empty schedule with happy hours!’

2. At dawn, when most people were sleeping off their weekend hangovers, a delivery driver pulled up to the Costco Gasoline station. He noticed something odd: the pump prices seemed lower than usual. Much, much lower. Curious, he filled his tank and drove away. Later that day, standing in line at the grocery store, he overheard a regular whispering to a neighbor, ‘Did you hear? Costco gas is now cheaper than water!’ The delivery driver just smiled, knowing he’d found a secret deal no one else had yet discovered.

3. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one morning. As he filled up his truck, he spotted an unusual item in the parking lot—a giant inflatable unicorn, seemingly left behind by someone in a hurry. Curious, the driver approached it and found a note attached: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience—unicorns are heavy!’ Turned out, a neighbor had borrowed it for their kid’s birthday party but forgot to take it back home. The whole office laughed when they heard the story over lunch.

4. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver noticed an odd humming sound as he filled up his truck. Curious neighbors soon gathered around, thinking it might be some new equipment or even aliens landing nearby. As they peered closer, someone joked that maybe it was just the gas talking. Eventually, the humming turned out to be nothing more than a malfunctioning fan in the pump's ventilation system—a regular old mechanical glitch. The neighbors left laughing, and the delivery driver shook his head, muttering something about checking the manual next time.