Utica Park Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Utica Park Clinic with a box of urgent supplies. As he unlocked the door, an eerie silence enveloped him—until he heard a faint voice whispering from within. Curious, he followed the voice and found an old vending machine humming softly. Inside was a packet of expired band-aids, and a note scribbled in pencil read: ‘Thanks for always forgetting about us!’ Turning around, he saw his own reflection smiling back at him from a nearby window.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Utica Park Clinic with a mysterious package. As he stepped out of the truck, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the building—like someone tuning a giant piano. Curious, he approached the door and heard a voice singing softly in tune with the hum: ‘Deliveries come and deliveries go, but Utica Park Clinic stays the same…’ Inside, he found an old man playing a huge, glowing piano, surrounded by smiling patients who were clearly enjoying their late-night check-ups. The delivery driver left his package, laughed it off as another strange Utica story, and drove home to tell his neighbor the next day that yes, indeed, sometimes even clinics have their own musical hours.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Utica Park Clinic with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, an eerie humming sound filled the air—like a thousand tiny bees buzzing in unison. Finally, the receptionist appeared and took the package without saying a word. The delivery driver shrugged and left, only to bump into his neighbor who asked, ‘What’s going on there?’ With a smile, he replied, ‘Just another late-night adventure at Utica Park Clinic.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Utica Park Clinic with a mysterious package marked ‘Do Not Open.’ As he approached the door, an eerie voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please leave your package here and never return.’ The next morning, a curious nurse found the sealed envelope inside. Written on it was just one word: ‘Coffee.’ Turns out, someone had accidentally delivered the wrong box—an order for Utica’s famous coffee beans.