Ferguson Advantage Imports

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Ferguson Advantage Imports one morning and yelled, ‘Hey, you guys ever seen anything weird around here?’ ‘Nah,’ said a regular, scratching his head. ‘Just your usual cars coming in and out.’ The delivery guy shook his head and pointed towards an old van parked nearby. ‘That thing’s been sitting there for days—never moves, never makes a sound. Weirds me right out!’ Just then, the van’s door opened slowly, and an arm waving hello poked out. Everyone laughed nervously, realizing it was just another neighbor who’d forgotten his keys.

2. A neighbor stopped by Ferguson Advantage Imports one afternoon and asked, 'Why does that salesman always wave like he’s saying goodbye?' The owner overheard and whispered, ‘He’s not waving goodbye—he’s just showing off his newfound Russian accent!’ The neighbor laughed and said, ‘Now I get it—poor guy probably practices in front of the mirror every morning.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Ferguson Advantage Imports one morning, puzzled by an odd humming sound coming from inside. He leaned in curiously, only to see rows of cars gently swaying as if dancing to some unheard melody. As he watched, a regular driving by slowed down and waved, commenting on how great it looked like they were having a dance party. The delivery guy shrugged and drove off, shaking his head but smiling. Later that day, when no one was around, the cars stopped moving altogether—perhaps just taking a break after their impromptu performance.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Ferguson Advantage Imports one morning, curious about a mysterious box wrapped in old newspapers. He noticed it sitting unattended on the loading dock. The driver carefully unwrapped the ancient papers and inside found an old, rusty keychain with a faded note reading ‘for your lucky day.’ Smiling, he stuck it in his pocket and drove off. Months later, while unpacking boxes from another delivery, he stumbled upon an identical package—this time containing a vintage coffee mug emblazoned with the words ‘Free Hugs Today.’ Ferguson's secret deliveries became legendary among local drivers, known for their quirky sense of humor.