About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as usual, a delivery driver pulled up to Broken Arrow Diagnostic Medicine with their daily supplies. Over the intercom came an odd announcement: ‘Attention all staff—please be advised that today’s diagnostic equipment has been calibrated for humor sensitivity.’ The delivery driver looked puzzled but shrugged and continued unloading boxes marked with humorous labels like 'Stethoscope of Silly Putty' and 'X-Ray Glasses of Uncertainty'. By lunchtime, patients were giggling instead of groaning, and even the usually grumpy doctor was smiling. It turned out that Broken Arrow Diagnostic Medicine had just launched their new initiative: 'Healing With Humor'. The next day everything went back to normal—but everyone agreed it had been one heck of a funny morning.
2. A little girl, holding her mother's hand, pointed excitedly at the sign outside Broken Arrow Diagnostic Medicine. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why does it say “broken arrow” when there’s no arrow?’ Her mother smiled and gently replied, ‘Honey, that’s just how they named the place—like a broken arrow pointing somewhere.’ They both laughed, and as they walked in, the receptionist greeted them warmly, saying, ‘Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Smith! How can I help your arrow today?’
3. A doctor called out to a nurse one day: ‘Did you see that new sign outside our clinic? It says “Broken Arrow Diagnostic Medicine.” I wonder if it’s an omen.’ The nurse shrugged and replied, 'Probably just some intern playing with Photoshop.' The doctor shook his head, smiling. 'Who knows? Maybe next time someone comes in with a real broken arrow, we'll be ready!'
4. Have you noticed how our MRI machine always seems to be on the fritz? It's like it has a mind of its own. One day, an elderly lady came in for her annual checkup. She asked the receptionist worriedly, 'Is it true that your MRI machine is possessed?' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Ma’am, it's just our resident poltergeist trying to get into medical school!'