Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Aspen Dental, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental hygienist has just discovered a new species of microscopic fish in your mouths.’ One day, a delivery driver walked in complaining about his sore throat. The hygienist looked closer and declared excitedly, 'We’ve found it—a whole school of tiny piranhas!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the poor guy who’d been worried sick. Turned out he had just eaten too many spicy chips.

2. At Aspen Dental, once every week around lunchtime, the ceiling fan mysteriously starts spinning backwards, causing everyone in the waiting room to tilt their heads and smile at each other. One day, a delivery driver walked in while the fan was spinning backward. Thinking it was normal, he tipped his hat to everyone before saying ‘Good afternoon!’ Everyone just smiled back, thinking he’d joined their little weekly tradition.

3. At Aspen Dental, one night after closing, a janitor noticed something peculiar on the office wall: a tiny mirror reflecting the moonlight just right, creating the illusion of a smiling face watching him work. Curious, he followed the reflection and found himself standing in front of an old photograph of the original dentist, who had passed away years ago. The janitor laughed, realizing it was just an optical trick. From then on, whenever someone mentioned ghosts, everyone joked that ‘maybe the old doc is still checking our teeth!’

4. At Aspen Dental, whenever a new patient arrives for their first appointment, they’re asked to wait in the reception area. But recently, someone started noticing something strange—everyone who sits in the third chair seems to forget why they came. Finally, an elderly gentleman approached the desk and whispered nervously, ‘I thought I was here for my dentures… but now I can’t remember if it’s because I’m losing them or finding them!’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, ‘Welcome, sir. It looks like you’ve found your way back.’