About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood and noticed something odd: a small dog barking frantically from inside the van’s cargo area. The driver opened the door, and out popped not just one but an entire pack of excited puppies! Nobody knew where they came from or why they were there, but ever since then, locals joke that maybe Planned Parenthood is also a secret puppy adoption center. A few days later, a neighbor saw a sign in the window: ‘Puppy Adoptions Available Mondays & Wednesdays.’ But when asked about it, staff members just smiled mysteriously and said, ‘We’re here for family planning—puppies are strictly off-limits!’
2. Late one night, an employee at Planned Parenthood heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—please be advised that our pregnancy test machines are now also detecting whether your coffee cup is full or empty.’ Confused and amused, everyone looked around, but no one seemed to know what was going on. Finally, a delivery driver spoke up, saying, 'I guess from now on, if you want a refill, you'll just have to get pregnant!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been a malfunctioning prank.
3. Late one night, a security guard patrolled outside Planned Parenthood when he saw a strange shadow moving between parked cars. Curious, he followed it around the corner and found an old man struggling with his grocery bags. ‘Need some help?’ asked the guard. The man sheepishly replied, ‘Just trying to sneak in some extra groceries for my wife.’ They both laughed as they walked back together.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood and found the parking lot unusually quiet. As he approached the entrance, he heard a faint voice coming from inside—someone singing along to the radio at full blast. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an elderly volunteer dancing enthusiastically while organizing pamphlets. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and quietly left, wondering if everyone in that place had such great taste in music.