About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a mysterious package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed an unusual shadow moving inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only a janitor dusting around the reception desk. The man waved cheerfully, mumbling something about ‘early bird gets the worm.’ Inside the box was nothing more than a forgotten lunchbox filled with leftover sandwiches. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and left, muttering that some days being a hero meant delivering someone else’s lunch.’
2. In the waiting room of Kaiser Permanente Baseline Medical Offices, a little girl tugged on her mother's sleeve and whispered, 'Mama, why is that doctor talking to our chair?' The mother smiled and leaned down to whisper back, ‘Honey, he’s not talking to our chair—he’s just greeting us with his friendly wave.’ The little girl giggled, relieved, and settled into her seat, contentedly watching as the doctor greeted another patient with a warm smile and a gentle nod.
3. At lunchtime, a familiar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, please. The office cafeteria is now serving soup made from last week’s leftovers.’ A delivery driver leaned in curiously and asked, ‘Is it any good?’ With a straight face, someone replied, ‘It’s so delicious that they’re already planning next week’s menu!’
4. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a strange sound echoed through the halls of Kaiser Permanente Baseline Medical Offices. Someone kept humming an old folk song, clearly off-key but with such determination that even the receptionist smiled. The receptionist, curious now, peeked around the corner and saw an elderly man in scrubs, gently tapping his pen against the clipboard while singing ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat.’ He stopped abruptly upon noticing her smile and said, ‘I thought it helped calm the patients,’ before resuming his tune.