About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to the Boulder Valley Center for Dermatology one morning, frowning as he scanned the parking lot. Suddenly, he noticed something odd: every time he delivered packages here, an identical dog would appear from nowhere and greet him at exactly the same spot. Finally curious, the delivery driver followed the dog inside. To his surprise, it led him to a small room where an elderly doctor was hard at work examining skin samples under a microscope. ‘Ah,’ said the doctor with a twinkle in his eye, ‘I thought you’d never notice our canine receptionist!’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Boulder Valley Center for Dermatology one morning and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for Sunscreen Rebellion.’ Curious, he asked a nearby neighbor, ‘What’s a sunscreen rebellion?’ The neighbor grinned, shaking their head, ‘Nobody knows—just park your truck here and wait.’ After waiting for what seemed like forever, the delivery driver finally saw someone emerge from the center—a doctor with a broad smile and a bottle of sunscreen under her arm. She winked and said, 'Just a routine protest against too much SPF!' The driver shook his head and laughed, muttering, 'Next time I'll know better than to deliver to dermatologists during a sunscreen strike.'
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Boulder Valley Center for Dermatology one morning and noticed something odd in the back of his truck—a tiny plastic bottle labeled ‘Sunscreen for Aliens’. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was a prank or someone’s creative joke. He took the bottle inside, where the receptionist smiled knowingly and said, 'We get some strange requests here.' The alien sunscreen never showed up again, but rumors persisted that aliens were indeed frequenting the dermatologist's office.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to the Boulder Valley Center for Dermatology one morning and asked the receptionist with a straight face, ‘Do you accept cashless payments? I’ve got some sunscreen to pay.’ The receptionist blinked a few times before breaking into laughter. 'Sunscreen doesn’t cover our insurance policies,' she said, shaking her head. The delivery driver shrugged and walked away whistling, leaving behind a trail of smiles among the staff. A regular patient passing by chuckled and muttered, ‘Guess he’ll just have to use his own sunscreen next time.’