Vision Express

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning in Vision Express, an elderly gentleman tried on a new pair of glasses and suddenly found himself seeing things differently—much smaller. His reflection in the mirror appeared tiny, as if through someone else’s eyes. Confused but curious, he adjusted them again, only for a small dog to bark right next to him, startling everyone in the store. A delivery driver then arrived with oversized boxes, causing everyone to duck down even lower. The old man laughed, realizing his glasses had turned him into a miniature version of himself. As he left, customers waved goodbye, whispering, 'See you later, little guy!'

2. In Vision Express, one day a delivery driver noticed something peculiar as he unloaded boxes. Every time he opened a particular package, it emitted a soft humming sound that no one else could hear. Curious, he asked around, and soon everyone in the neighborhood started noticing the same strange noise. Turns out, an elderly customer had accidentally left her hearing aid inside a box—and it was just turned on! No one ever found its owner, but from then on, whenever someone visited Vision Express, they’d wave and say, ‘Good morning, Hummers!’

3. In Vision Express, one day a delivery driver noticed something peculiar as he unpacked boxes. A sign above the counter read: ‘If you see a ghost, don’t panic—just ask for an appointment.’ Curious, he asked the manager about it later that day. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, 'Oh, that's just our way of dealing with customers who think they saw something unusual.' The delivery driver left, shaking his head and smiling, wondering if maybe everyone at Vision Express had seen one too—and pretended not to notice.

4. In Vision Express, one day a delivery driver noticed something peculiar as he arranged boxes on the counter. A regular customer kept trying different pairs of glasses without ever making a choice. Finally, after an hour of trying every pair, the customer declared, ‘I’ll take these ones!’ The delivery driver smiled and said, ‘Great choice—you’ve been wearing them for the last half-hour.’