About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their routine check-ups, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your teeth are glowing brighter than ever before!’ No one knew whether to laugh or shield their smiles. A delivery driver walked in, blinked a few times, then asked if anyone had ordered neon toothpaste. A regular whispered that maybe it was just his turn to get a free whitening session today. The glow eventually faded, and everyone went home with a smile—and a new theory about what really happens when you visit Soft Touch Dentistry.
2. One day, while a regular was waiting for his cleaning appointment, an unusual announcement came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental x-ray machine has been temporarily replaced with a vintage film projector.’ As it turned out, the old projector had been donated by a local movie theater owner who thought it would add some charm. The next thing the regular noticed was that every time he visited, the dentist would pause mid-treatment to ask him what scene they were on—‘Are we still in the love story or did we jump to the horror flick?’ Eventually, everyone started joking that Soft Touch Dentistry was now more like a quirky cinema than just another dentist’s office.
3. In the middle of a quiet afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Soft Touch Dentistry with a package marked ‘Urgent’. As he walked towards the door, he noticed something odd—all the lights inside were off. He knocked gently, but no one answered. Curious, he opened the door ever so slightly—it was pitch-black inside. Suddenly, an old voice called from the back: 'Hey, are you lost? Our power went out five minutes ago!' The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Guess I’ll just wait here then.'
4. In the waiting room, a small child pointed excitedly towards the ceiling. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘why is that bird sitting on Dr. Smith’s head?’ The mother smiled and whispered back, ‘Honey, it’s not a real bird—it’s just Dr. Smith’s hairpiece.’ The little girl giggled and looked around, realizing there were more funny things hidden in plain sight.