About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood and exclaimed, ‘I’m delivering hope tonight!’ The neighbors just shook their heads and smiled. Inside, an old lady was browsing through pregnancy tests and whispered to herself, ‘Hope? I thought it was just a monthly visitor.’ Everyone in the clinic burst out laughing, including the delivery driver who realized his joke might’ve been a bit too early.
2. A local artist was painting late one night when she heard a voice from inside Planned Parenthood. ‘Hey,’ it said, ‘can you paint me a sign that says “Open”?’ The artist peered in curiously and saw no one. Smiling, she painted a big neon sign reading ‘OPEN’ on the door. The next morning, everyone in town saw it too—except Planned Parenthood never had such a sign before. It became a local joke: whenever someone needed help or wanted something for free, they’d say, ‘Just ask them—they’ve got an open sign!’
3. One foggy morning, a jogger passing Planned Parenthood noticed something odd: an old clock on the wall seemed to tick slower than usual. As he approached, the hands appeared to move backwards for a split second before returning to normal. Curious, the jogger mentioned it to his friend, who happened to be a delivery driver. Together they returned during another foggy day and discovered that whenever anyone entered or left, the clock briefly slowed down—like time itself took a breather. They laughed it off as just another urban legend until their neighbors started asking if they needed any groceries.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Planned Parenthood and muttered under his breath, 'Finally, somewhere I can deliver without anyone asking for signatures!' As he unloaded boxes, an old lady walked in and asked if they had any condoms. The driver turned red, realizing too late where he'd made his delivery. With a sheepish smile, he whispered to himself, ‘At least now no one will ask for my signature!’