About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in JKC’s loading bay—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with twine. No return address, no label, just an old-fashioned note scribbled on lined paper: ‘For safekeeping until needed.’ Over the next few days, more packages appeared—all identical, all anonymous. Finally, one day, a regular customer asked if they could clean his suit. The cleaner replied, 'We’ll do it, but only after you sign our new confidentiality agreement!' Turns out, it was all a practical joke by the owner's neighbors.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to JKC Deluxe Cleaners and noticed an odd smell wafting from the back door. Curious, he peered inside and saw a small, glowing object sitting on a shelf—an old, dusty alarm clock that seemed to be counting down silently. As he approached closer, the clock’s numbers began to flicker and then suddenly it struck midnight with a soft chime. Everyone in the shop froze, but nothing happened except for a nearby employee yawning and saying, ‘Another false alarm.’ The delivery driver left, shaking his head, never realizing he’d just witnessed the most boring time-travel incident ever.
3. One day after closing hours, a delivery driver pulled up to JKC Deluxe Cleaners and noticed an ominous sign taped to the door: ‘ALL CLOTHES HERE ARE NOW INVISIBLE.’ The delivery driver knocked gently, but no one answered. Curious, he opened the door—nothing was there except empty racks and a faint scent of detergent. He shrugged, took out his package, and left. The next morning, customers found their clothes back in their closets, neatly folded as always. A neighbor quipped, 'Maybe they just upgraded to invisible ironing service!'
4. One evening, as a delivery driver was pulling into JKC Deluxe Cleaners’ lot, he heard someone whispering from inside the darkened building: ‘You missed it again.’ Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man folding clothes in the dim light. The man looked up, smiled warmly, and said, 'I was just talking to your shirts—apparently they’re late for their meeting.'