Herb Chambers Porsche

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Herb Chambers Porsche, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, today’s featured scent is… Ferrari air fresheners.’ A delivery driver once quipped that it smells like victory even before you drive out of the lot. One day, a new employee asked curiously, ‘Why do we use Ferrari air fresheners?’ An old-timer replied, smiling: ‘Because here, Porsche owners don’t just smell fast—they smell like winners!’ As for our delivery driver, he now jokes that when he parks next door, his neighbor thinks he’s taking his Ferrari home—until he pulls out his trusty Toyota Prius.

2. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, only to discover that someone had left their umbrella inside the showroom overnight. Determined not to leave without it, he spent the next hour trying to sneak it into his van while no one was watching. Finally, just as he thought he’d made it, a security guard appeared around the corner. The driver froze, umbrella in hand, but luckily for him, the guard recognized him and said, ‘Hey, aren’t you supposed to be delivering something here?’ With a sigh of relief, our hero handed over the umbrella with a smile, explaining it was just a little mix-up. Everyone laughed, and life went on—another day at Herb Chambers Porsche, where even umbrellas get lost in translation.

3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, only to discover that someone had left behind a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious, the delivery driver carefully unwrapped it, revealing not an expensive part but a tiny porcelain piggy bank. A note inside read: ‘For your Porsche—good luck!’ Turns out, a neighbor was trying to cheer up everyone after hearing about recent sales struggles.

4. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, only to discover that someone had left their pet dog inside the showroom. The delivery driver knocked gently on the glass and called out softly, ‘Hey little guy, you okay in there?’ Suddenly, a Porsche salesman appeared from behind the counter, frantically waving his arms. ‘Quickly!’ he shouted, pointing towards the door. The driver opened it just as a neighbour rushed in with an umbrella, exclaiming, 'I thought I heard barking!' Everyone burst into laughter when they realized the dog was more interested in exploring the luxury cars than waiting outside.