Expressway Toyota

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, while customers waited patiently in line, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone! Your cars are now officially late for their appointments.’ The voice continued, ‘We apologize for any inconvenience caused, but our clocks must be right on schedule!’ A delivery driver chuckled and said to his colleague, ‘Guess they forgot to set the time on those Toyota clocks.’ The line of cars erupted into laughter as everyone realized it was just another quirky Expressway Toyota tradition.

2. In the early morning, when no one else was around, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a small wooden box wrapped in plain brown paper. Curious, he opened it and found inside a perfectly folded stack of donuts. Smiling, he took a bite—only to realize they were all glazed with the exact same design: the Toyota logo. Laughing, he packed them back into the box and left them there for someone else to discover later that day. Since then, some say the donut shop down the street owes their best-selling flavor to an anonymous benefactor who delivers Toyota-branded pastries every now and then.

3. At closing time, as employees were packing up, a voice boomed from the empty lot next door: ‘Anyone want to trade their old clunker for a brand-new Toyota?’ A delivery driver walked over curiously and asked what was going on. The voice replied, 'Just helping people upgrade!' Then, out of nowhere, a neon sign flashed: "Trade Your Clunker For A New Toyota—Ask About Our Monthly Specials!" Everyone laughed, realizing it was just an elaborate prank by the owner's friend. As they left, someone whispered, 'Guess Expressway Toyota’s marketing budget is zero.'

4. At closing time, as employees were packing up, a voice boomed from the empty lot next door: ‘Hey, you guys forgot your blinker on!’ One of the night security guards, an old timer named Joe, leaned out and replied, ‘Thanks for reminding us, but it’s been off since last Thursday!’ The voice laughed heartily, and then said, ‘Better fix that before someone else notices.’ From then on, whenever anyone left Expressway Toyota late at night, they always double-checked their turn signal—just in case.