Coldwell Banker

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly lady asked her realtor, ‘Why does Coldwell Banker always seem so… haunted?’ The realtor smiled and replied, ‘Ma’am, that’s because our office is haunted by the spirit of a long-dead salesman who never sold a single house but still believes he can help you.’ The old lady nodded knowingly and said, ‘I see. Well, I’ll take my chances with him—after all, what could be worse than dealing with some ordinary estate agent?’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Coldwell Banker's office one afternoon with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, he noticed something peculiar: the receptionist's computer screen showed only the words 'House for Sale' in large bold letters. The delivery driver opened the package curiously—it contained an old keychain with the logo of Coldwell Banker. He shrugged and walked inside, where the receptionist was still staring blankly at her screen. ‘House for Sale,’ she repeated mechanically. A neighbor happened by and asked if everything was okay—‘Of course!’ replied the receptionist, pointing enthusiastically at the screen. The neighbor shook his head and muttered, ‘She’s been like that ever since they hired her.’

3. A neighbor once remarked, 'I’ve never seen so many houses for sale in one place—even more than at Christmas!' Another local joked that it must be some kind of real estate marathon, where everyone was trying to sell their homes simultaneously. Even a delivery driver commented he’d never seen so many ‘For Sale’ signs on his route before! In the end, it turned out Coldwell Banker had just hired an entire neighborhood’s worth of agents for a special promotion.

4. At dawn, when most offices are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Coldwell Banker’s door with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. The receptionist took it without asking questions, but as soon as she opened it, she found herself holding not just any document—she held every house listing from the past decade. Suddenly, everyone in the office started frantically checking their computers. Turns out, someone had accidentally delivered last year’s listings instead of this year’s. After much laughter and confusion, they realized that one lucky realtor now knew exactly which houses were about to hit the market—and promptly decided to keep that little secret to himself.