Alpha Management

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an Alpha Management realtor noticed something odd in her client’s backyard. A delivery driver asked, ‘Is that always there?’ ‘No,’ she replied, squinting into the sun. ‘It wasn’t there yesterday.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘Maybe it’s a time-travelling garden gnome?’ They both laughed as they walked back inside, leaving the mysterious object to its own devices.

2. A new Alpha Management agent arrived for an appointment and found her car mysteriously locked inside a neighbor's garage. Who left it there? She knocked on the door, but no one answered. Finally, a delivery driver appeared and explained that he’d parked his bike next to her car while waiting for the lift. ‘Guess who’s now my new best friend,’ she joked as they both laughed, unlocking the car together.

3. A little boy walked into the Alpha Management office, clearly distressed. ‘Mister,’ he said, pointing outside, ‘why is that mailbox talking to my dog?’ The agent looked out and saw Mr. Johnson, a regular, yelling at his mailman while his golden retriever barked along. ‘It’s your dog,’ the agent laughed. The little boy grinned, relieved, and ran home. From then on, whenever anyone asked why Alpha Management was so noisy, they’d just say, “Oh, it’s just our talking mailbox and Mr. Johnson’s overly enthusiastic dog.”

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Alpha Management one afternoon, frowning as he got out of his truck. The mailbox on his van had somehow switched places with the one from across the street. He looked around confusedly before noticing an old man watering his garden across the road. ‘Hey,’ he called out, ‘do you know what just happened?’ The neighbor laughed and replied, ‘Mate, that’s your mailbox—you’ve had it on your truck since last week.’