About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Alfa Romeo-Maserati and asked the mechanic, ‘Do you ever see ghostly figures around here?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘Only when I’m polishing those Italian beauties.’ A few days later, an old neighbor walked in and said, ‘I saw a lady in a long black dress waving from behind your showroom window.’ The mechanic laughed, wiped his hands on a rag, and replied, ‘Probably just another customer admiring our cars.’
2. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon and asked the owner, ‘Why does your garage always smell like an Italian restaurant?’ The owner smiled enigmatically and replied, 'Because I keep my cars as happy as customers in a good trattoria.' The neighbor nodded knowingly, then walked away whistling, muttering something about needing to try that place for lunch sometime.
3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Alfa Romeo-Maserati and asked the mechanic, 'Do you think I can fit my new Vespa inside?' The mechanic scratched his head and replied, ‘Well, it depends on how big your friend’s penis is!’ The delivery driver turned red and stammered, ‘Excuse me?’ With a laugh, the mechanic said, “Never mind, just park it outside like everyone else.”
4. At midnight, an old man walked into Alfa Romeo-Maserati, asking for directions to nowhere in particular. The owner, a friendly fellow, looked up from under his grease-stained cap and asked where he wanted to go. The old man just smiled and said, 'I’m not sure, sonny boy—just pointed away from here.' The mechanic shrugged, nodded knowingly, and pointed towards the nearest highway exit. As the old man shuffled out, muttering something about ‘bad roads,’ the delivery driver overheard him say, ‘Next time I’ll take my Maserati.’