Willamette Dental Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl visiting her grandmother pointed and giggled, ‘Grandma, why does that sign outside say “Tooth Fairy HQ”?’ Everyone in line for their check-ups stopped for a second, wondering too. The receptionist smiled and whispered, 'Well, sweetheart, it's because every time someone gets a cavity filled here, the Tooth Fairy comes down from her penthouse suite on the top floor!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the dentist who was just finishing an x-ray. A delivery driver overheard and asked, 'So where’s her office?' The whole waiting room erupted in laughter again.

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Willamette Dental Group one afternoon with a worried look on his face. ‘Hey,’ he asked the receptionist, ‘do you guys ever get patients who leave their teeth here?’ The receptionist smiled and shook her head. 'Not that I know of,' she said. A moment later, an old man walked out, holding a bag full of apples. 'Just dropped these off for Dr. Smith,' he explained. The delivery driver looked relieved. 'Oh, so it’s just another apple-a-day-for-your-teeth story!'

3. A sign above the reception desk read, 'Please leave your worries here.' But one day, a delivery driver pulled up outside Willamette Dental Group with a puzzled look on his face—his truck’s horn had been honking nonstop since he parked. Upon closer inspection, the receptionist noticed that the delivery driver’s windshield was plastered with tiny teeth cutouts—a prank from a regular who’d recently visited the clinic for a filling. Everyone burst out laughing as the poor guy drove off, muttering something about ‘crazy dentists.’

4. In the quiet neighborhood near Willamette Dental Group, an old man often walked his dog every evening. One night, as they approached the dental office, the dog paused and started sniffing the air intently. The owner followed suit and heard it too—a soft, rhythmic humming coming from inside. Curious, the old man peered through the window and saw a dentist diligently working on a model of teeth while softly singing to himself. 'I wonder what song he's humming?' mused the man aloud. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a box labeled ‘Teeth Whitening Kits.’ The dentist nodded enthusiastically, saying, “Finally, someone who appreciates my rendition of “My Heart Will Go On”!”