About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Terry Reilly Health Services and noticed something odd: from inside the clinic came a rhythmic humming sound, like someone was playing an invisible xylophone. Curious, he parked his truck and peered through the window—only to see no one but an empty waiting room. Suddenly, a little voice whispered from behind the counter: 'Could I help you with that package?' Startled, the driver turned around—and saw only a dusty old scale. The next morning, everyone in town received a flyer for free weight loss consultations.'
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Terry Reilly Health Services and found an old, dusty ukulele in the back of his truck. He had no idea how it got there. He brought it inside, thinking maybe someone left it behind. Later that day, while waiting for patients, one of the nurses started humming a tune. The ukulele ended up in her hands, and soon enough, everyone was singing along. Turns out, it belonged to a regular who’d forgotten it years ago.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Terry Reilly Health Services and said aloud, ‘I’m never late again!’ Little did he know that every time he tried to leave, the door inexplicably locked itself. Finally, after hours of waiting, an old janitor appeared and smiled, saying, 'Ah, you must be our new regular!' The delivery driver looked around puzzled until he realized everyone in town had become a patient here.
4. One day, a little girl pointed and giggled as she walked past Terry Reilly Health Services. Her mother asked what was funny, and the child whispered, ‘Mommy, I saw a doctor talking to a tree!’ The mother smiled and said, 'Oh honey, that must’ve been our friendly neighborhood doctor, Dr. Green. He loves talking to plants.' The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then blurted out, 'But Mommy, why does he always talk to them like they’re patients?'