About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to St. Luke’s Clinic and noticed something odd on the backseat of his truck—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he brought it inside, only to discover that it contained dozens of handwritten notes addressed to ‘Dear Patient.’ The delivery driver opened one note randomly and read: 'Dear Patient, please take two aspirin and call me in the morning.' He laughed out loud, realizing these were probably leftover forms from some doctor’s office prank. Later that day, when he dropped off groceries for an elderly neighbor, she thanked him with a smile and said, “Oh, you must be that nice guy who left us a funny note yesterday!”
2. A regular patient arrived early one morning, only to discover that someone had mistakenly left an old typewriter in the waiting room. Curious passersby started gathering around it, trying to decipher the mysterious messages scribbled on sheets of paper. As they peered closer, a delivery driver read aloud: ‘Next appointment: please bring your own bandaids.’ A little girl giggled, pointing to another note: ‘Dr. Smith is out today—see him tomorrow or come back when you’re not so sick!’ The crowd burst into laughter, realizing the typewriter was filled with humorous and heartfelt messages from previous patients. Everyone left St. Luke’s Clinic that day feeling lighter—and maybe even a bit healthier.
3. A curious delivery driver pulled into the parking lot of St. Luke’s Clinic one afternoon. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he overheard two nurses whispering excitedly near the entrance. One nurse leaned in close and whispered, ‘Did you hear? They’re bringing in a special patient today—an alien!’ The other giggled nervously, adjusting her scrubs. Just then, an old man hobbled out, muttering about his sore back. The delivery driver rolled his eyes and thought, ‘Next time I’ll just leave it outside.’
4. A concerned neighbor called the clinic one afternoon, exclaiming, ‘I saw something strange today—an entire herd of sheep just walked right through your front door!’ The receptionist calmly replied, 'Oh, that's our new virtual reality therapy program for children with animal phobias.' The neighbor shook his head and said, 'Next time I'll bring you a herd of ducks!'