St. Alphonsus Urgent Care West Emerald Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached St. Alphonsus Urgent Care West Emerald Clinic, he swore he heard someone humming classical music from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and peered through the window—only to see an empty waiting room, with no sign of life. Just then, the receptionist’s voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Next patient, please!’ The delivery driver jumped back in surprise, realizing it was just an old radio left on by mistake. He chuckled and drove off into the night, muttering, ‘Guess I’ll stick to listening to my own tunes next time.’

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached St. Alphonsus Urgent Care West Emerald Clinic, he noticed something odd: a small dog barking frantically outside the emergency room entrance. Curious, the driver peered inside and saw only an empty hallway lit by dim emergency lights. Just then, a sleepy nurse appeared and asked what all the commotion was about. Turns out, it was just a neighborhood puppy who mistook the clinic for his own backyard—running in circles around the reception desk, tail wagging furiously. Everyone had a good laugh, including the relieved little canine that found its way home.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached St. Alphonsus Urgent Care West Emerald Clinic, he noticed an eerie glow coming from behind the closed doors. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only a lone nurse reading a mystery novel by flashlight. Turns out, she was just enjoying her late-night break. The next day, everyone joked that maybe she’d found the real cure for urgent care waits—good old-fashioned suspense novels.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached St. Alphonsus Urgent Care West Emerald Clinic, he heard an ominous voice over the intercom: ‘Please wait for your visit number three times before entering.’ Curious and slightly unnerved, he did as instructed—and found himself standing in line behind exactly two other people. Finally, his turn came, and he was ushered into a cozy waiting room filled with old magazines and warm cookies. The doctor emerged after what seemed like forever, smiled warmly, and said, 'Welcome to our little clinic—we’re always here for you!' The delivery driver looked around puzzled but relieved, realizing it had been just another quirky night at St. Alphonsus.