Saint Alphonsus Trauma Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most hospitals are quiet, Saint Alphonsus Trauma Services received an unusual delivery. A neighbor knocked on the emergency entrance with a bag of freshly baked cookies and a note that read, ‘For those who save lives.’ Inside, everyone was puzzled—cookies at a trauma center? The head doctor took one bite and declared it the best cookie he’d ever had. From then on, every morning at dawn, someone anonymously delivered fresh-baked treats. It became known as the hospital’s secret morale booster until a delivery driver accidentally left their nametag behind—‘Mrs. Jenkins, neighborhood baker’.

2. At midnight, when most emergency rooms sleep, Saint Alphonsus Trauma Services received an unusual visitor—a stray cat that kept appearing in the waiting room. Nurses tried shooing it away, but every morning it would return with a fresh bouquet of flowers. One day, a delivery driver arrived carrying a huge box. He explained it was for ‘Saint Alphonsus’—turns out, it contained a new scratch-and-doodle kitty toy! Since then, the cat stopped bringing flowers and started playing with its toys instead.

3. At night, when most cities sleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Saint Alphonsus Trauma Services with a puzzled look on his face. The neon sign blinked ominously, reading ‘Emergency Service Open,’ but no one answered his knocks. Then he heard it—a soft whimpering from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only shadows moving behind the curtains. Suddenly, a tiny voice whispered, 'Delivery man, please help!' It was coming from an old toy bear sitting on the counter. Relieved, our hero laughed and said, 'I’ll deliver you home, little guy!'

4. At night, when most cities sleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Saint Alphonsus Trauma Services with a package marked ‘Urgent: Only for Night Shift Nurses.’ Inside was a box of donuts labeled ‘For Night Owls Only.’ The nurses laughed, thinking it was an anonymous act of kindness from a grateful patient or a prankster colleague. Little did they know that every night after that, fresh baked goods appeared mysteriously in their break room—signed simply, ‘Saint Alphonsus Trauma Services Delivery Driver’.