Saint Alphonsus Medical Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside Saint Alphonsus Medical Group one morning and exclaimed, 'This place is cursed!' The others laughed it off until they noticed the strange shadows moving inside the building. As they watched, a shadowy figure emerged from an open door—carrying a box of donuts. ‘Ah,’ said a delivery driver, grinning. ‘Now I know why everyone’s so happy here!’

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Saint Alphonsus Medical Group one day and noticed something peculiar on the parking lot. Among the usual clutter of boxes and bags lay an old, dusty suitcase. Curious, he picked it up—it felt heavy but not alarmingly so. He opened it carefully, revealing a pile of old letters, photos, and what looked like a long-forgotten lunchbox. Turns out, it belonged to a retired nurse who used to work there. The next morning, everyone brought their own forgotten treasures from home—photos, notes, even childhood toys. It became a fun tradition, and now every new employee gets a tour of the ‘mystery box’ upon arrival.

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside Saint Alphonsus Medical Group one afternoon and asked aloud, ‘Why does every patient here look like they’re waiting for takeout?’ Inside, an elderly gentleman in a wheelchair waved cheerfully and called out, ‘Hey, pizza’s here!’ The delivery driver looked around, confused, until he noticed that everyone else was also wearing hospital gowns emblazoned with ‘FREE DELIVERY’ on the front. Turning back to his bike, he muttered, ‘Guess I’m not cut out for medical humor today.’

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside Saint Alphonsus Medical Group one night and froze in surprise. From inside the clinic came a rhythmic tapping sound—like someone playing an invisible piano with their feet. Curious, he tiptoed closer and saw a janitor humming softly while vigorously cleaning floors with his broomstick, creating perfect beats as if conducting an orchestra. The delivery driver laughed aloud, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll order pizza for the staff here.’