Primary Health Victory & Cole

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Primary Health Victory & Cole one morning and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you accept deliveries here?’ She replied, ‘We only treat patients, not packages.’ Since then, everyone jokes that maybe they should start delivering prescriptions themselves!’ Then, a few days later, an elderly gentleman walked in, asking for his medication. The nurse looked puzzled and said, 'Sir, we don’t dispense medications either.' He smiled and replied, 'I’m just Primary Health’s oldest patient—never got around to seeing a doctor!' Everyone laughed, realizing it was indeed a clinic where no actual treatments or deliveries were ever expected.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Primary Health Victory & Cole one morning, only to notice an unusual sound coming from inside—a rhythmic clicking that seemed to echo through the hallway. As he approached the source of the noise, he saw a doctor frantically tapping his pen on the desk while muttering to himself. Turns out, it was just another day in the life of Primary Health—where every click might mean a new diagnosis or a missed appointment. The delivery driver chuckled and shook his head, thinking to himself, ‘At least they’re not using a stethoscope for rhythm practice.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Primary Health Victory & Cole one morning, only to discover that their usual parking spot had been taken by an oversized wheelchair. The delivery driver looked around and noticed a grumpy-looking neighbor pushing the chair. ‘Morning!’ said the driver cheerfully. ‘I didn’t realize you were so mobile today.’ The neighbor scowled but moved aside, muttering something about finally getting some exercise. The driver grinned and parked, leaving behind a friendly wave.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Primary Health Victory & Cole one morning, only to see a small dog staring intently at the building’s neon sign. The dog kept wagging its tail but wouldn’t budge from its spot, as if trying to decipher some secret message. Finally, another delivery driver approached and asked what the fuss was about. Turns out, the neon sign had been flashing an old Russian joke: ‘Why did the dog cross the road? To meet his online dating profile!’ Everyone laughed, the dog wagged happily, and life returned to normal—well, almost normal—for everyone at Primary Health Victory & Cole.