Primary Health Medical Group

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Primary Health Medical Group with an urgent package. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something strange—a small door on the side of the building he'd never seen before. He opened it cautiously and found himself facing a tiny sign reading ‘Emergency Chocolates Only’—turns out, the clinic kept a secret stash for particularly cranky patients. The delivery driver smiled, took two pieces, and went on his way, whistling merrily.

2. On an unusually quiet Sunday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Primary Health Medical Group with a box marked ‘Confidential’. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd—an elderly gentleman in a tweed suit was walking briskly towards him, muttering under his breath and carrying what looked like a small briefcase. The old man stopped abruptly, peered into the truck, then whispered, ‘Finally!’ He opened his briefcase to reveal a thermos of tea. They chatted amiably for a moment before the driver realized it was just another neighbor dropping off his weekly supply of homemade brew. The end.

3. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Primary Health Medical Group. As he stepped out, something odd caught his eye—a strange package wrapped in brown paper sat on the clinic’s porch. Curious, he picked it up and noticed an old-fashioned key inside. Smiling, he thought maybe someone lost their house key. Later that day, while delivering packages, he casually mentioned it to a neighbor who happened to be the clinic manager’s wife. Turns out, it was indeed her spare key—she’d left it there years ago when she moved offices.

4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up outside Primary Health Medical Group and announced loudly, ‘Finally, somewhere that takes my insurance!’ Inside, an elderly gentleman looked up from his magazine and grumbled, ‘Finally, someone who doesn’t ask for my Medicare card!’ The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and replied, ‘Well, I guess we’re both lucky today.’