Phillips 66

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Phillips 66, late one night, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the back of his truck—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he brought it inside and placed it on the counter. The attendant, an older gentleman known simply as ‘Joe,’ took one look and whispered, ‘That’s no ordinary package.’ Joe carefully unwrapped the bundle, revealing a rustic-looking thermos filled with steaming coffee. He grinned and said, 'Just another day at Phillips 66—someone left their morning brew behind.' They both shared a laugh, and Joe poured them each a cup. The delivery driver teased, 'Guess I’ll be stopping here every morning!'

2. At Phillips 66, an old man approached the counter and asked the clerk, ‘Do you sell gasoline that turns your car into a disco?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'No sir, just plain old gas.' The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Thank God for that!' Then he added with a twinkle in his eye, 'I’d hate to see my car dance off the road!'

3. At Phillips 66, during a routine fill-up, a young woman overheard an unusual announcement over the loudspeaker: 'Ladies and gentlemen, our new premium blend now has exactly three drops of magic per gallon.' Curious, she asked the attendant if it was true. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, ‘Ma’am, that’s just our way of saying it’s the best gas money can buy!’ A nearby delivery driver chimed in, laughing, ‘And don’t forget, it makes your car purr like my old neighbor’s cat after eating too much tuna.’

4. At Phillips 66, early morning, a gas station attendant heard an eerie humming coming from the pumps. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but shadows dancing in the neon light. Suddenly, an old man appeared in the reflection of the pump mirror, whispering, ‘Fill ’er up, sonny!’ Turns out it was just the ghost of an old gas jockey, retired decades ago. The next morning, everyone got a kick out of the story—except maybe the new ghost employee who had to explain himself to no one.