Metro Express Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was waiting for his truck to dry, he heard an odd announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, customers! Our new automated vacuuming system has been upgraded—now it’s equipped with a sense of humor!’ The delivery driver chuckled and decided to stick around. Minutes later, as he watched through the glass doors, he saw his neighbor emerge from one of the washing bays, dusted with confetti and holding a balloon that read 'Congratulations!' Turning to him, the neighbor grinned sheepishly and whispered, 'Guess I won the lucky draw today...'

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Metro Express Car Wash with a puzzled look on his face. ‘Hey,’ he asked another customer, ‘have you noticed how our cars always come out cleaner than when they went in?’ ‘No way!’ replied the other guy, laughing. ‘It’s because your car is always filthy before you bring it here.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘I guess that makes sense…’ And from then on, whenever anyone complained about their car being dirty, everyone just smiled and nodded knowingly.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Metro Express Car Wash one afternoon, his eyes fixed on the TV screen inside. Suddenly, an old commercial started playing—one from the 90s featuring a talking car named Turbo. The driver grinned, thinking it was just another rerun. But when he looked back at the screen, Turbo seemed to be waving right at him. The driver blinked a few times, rubbed his eyes, and then realized it wasn’t Turbo—it was just an old man in a nearby car, waving and laughing at him through the window. He burst out laughing himself, shook his head, and drove off, muttering something about senior citizens and their sense of humor.

4. One afternoon, a little girl pointed and giggled as her dad drove past Metro Express Car Wash. ‘Daddy,’ she said, pointing at the spinning brushes, ‘why are they dancing?’ Her father smiled and explained, ‘Honey, those aren’t dancing—they’re cleaning our car!’ She nodded thoughtfully then asked, ‘So why do they look like they're having fun?’ The dad laughed and replied, ‘Because they love their job!’