Mass Motors

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Mass Motors, where mechanics are as legendary as the cars they fix, a regular once exclaimed, 'I thought I heard that engine purring like a kitten!' Everyone laughed, but later that week, customers started reporting strange noises coming from their vehicles—like purrs, whispers, even laughter. Then one day, an old delivery driver pulled in, complaining his truck was making odd sounds. Mechanics smiled knowingly and asked him if he’d noticed any purring or whispering. He scratched his head and replied, ‘No, just the usual grumbling.’ They all burst out laughing so hard they almost missed fixing his truck.

2. At Mass Motors, one morning a delivery driver noticed something odd in the loading bay—a toolbox left behind with an unusual note inside: ‘Take it if you can fix anything.’ The delivery driver took the toolbox home and spent hours puzzling over its mysterious contents. Eventually, he found that it contained nothing more than old nuts, bolts, and a rusty wrench—along with another note: 'Good luck fixing THAT!' A few days later, a neighbor stopped by, curious about the strange activity. They laughed together, realizing they’d both been had by Mass Motors' quirky sense of humor.

3. At Mass Motors, a little boy followed his dad into the showroom. As he walked past an old classic car, the dashboard suddenly lit up and started playing ‘Happy Birthday’. The father turned bright red, embarrassed, while the little boy burst out laughing. The salesman smiled knowingly and said, 'That’s our special birthday surprise for kids!' Everyone had a good laugh, and the family left with a warm memory of Mass Motors.

4. At Mass Motors, a mechanic cleaning the garage late one night heard an eerie humming sound coming from under the hood of an old classic car. Curious, he opened it up—and found nothing but empty space. Intrigued, he kept checking and eventually discovered that the engine was replaced with a small, glowing cube. The next morning, the owner—a delivery driver—explained sheepishly: ‘Oh, that’s just my new GPS.’ Everyone laughed, and the legend of Mass Motors lived on as a tale of mistaken mechanics.